The Lies People Tell

Some Lies Men Tell

1. I never ate pussy [then thats the first thing he diving for when he wit you]
2. You Look Good ...The Lights Off Is Just More Romantic [you dont like watchin her ass naked liar]

3. I Just Wanna Hold You We Gonna Keep Our Clothes On [ladies yall fall for this everytime]

4. Thats My Sister in The background [and she askin u who the fuck u talkin to? more like his baby momma]

5. Im Not That Girls Baby Father [Maury says 99.9% he is yours]

6. I Dont Know Her [so why she got a ringtone ??]

7. That Bitch Is Crazy [Crazy enough to have a ringtone when she call you?]

8. I Dont Watch Porn [........try again ]

9. Honesty Is The Best Policy [what that nigga mean is YOU better not lie to ME bitch]

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Some Stuff SOME Women say

1. I dont suck dick [then she just a pro the first time got the nerve to ask "like that?"]

2. only been with 3 guys [we dont believe you ...you sexed more people]

3. Im pregnant and the baby is YOURS [ooohh girl u wrong for that]

4. I Dont Watch Porno [no comment ...lmao]

5. Im not a freak [he sittin there wondering how she do that]

6. Im over 18 [done got alot of u fellas in trouble right]

7. This Not A Weave [10 inch yaky ....you lying]

8. The Sex Was The BEST I EVER HAD [yall need to stop lying to these men]

9. I Dont Have Sex with my baby father he was just here to see junior [bitch please!!!]