This Is What happens When You Marry Chicks With Ghetto Names

Dwayne Wade's Divorce is getting uglier and uglier as his ex wife sio-something said he gave her an STD. She also says that he's getting money from endorsements like gatorade etc (CLEARLY she took a page from 50 Cent's baby Mama's book.....) WAIT REWIND, He gave her an STD? *sigh* Her name is Siov....something.

From Siohvaughn's pleading: ``Dwyane has dissipated substantial sums of marital property including . . . buying his mother a $2 million church; placing substantial sums of money in an account with another woman; providing numerous friends and family members with unfettered access to accounts with hundreds of thousands of dollars of marital funds from which they made substantial withdrawals . . .''

Meanwhile, she says, he cut her off financially.

Dwyane has gone ''months'' without seeing his boys, Siohvaughn says. His ''failure to spend time with them . . . has resulted in the children at times being afraid of him; in fact, Zion . . . does not recognize or know Dwyane.'' She wants sole custody, and support. OH TRUST we knew this was coming. SMH)

She also says she has suffered ''grievous physical, emotional and mental injury'' from the STD, diagnosed in the fall of '07. (The infection is not HIV or a ''killer thing,'' sources say.) Dwyane and his ''paramour or paramours'' are liable, she alleges.

Oh Really?