Solange ..PLEASE Put That Away.

Soooo Solange (My Favorite Knowles) Had A Nip Slip......

Im pretty sure she felt a breeze.

But in true solange Nature she didnt give a damn....

We still love You Solo...Nipples showing and all ....dont worry 'bout it.




OK I Promise no more stupid posts for the day....No More!!

OH NO YOU DIDNT!!

So Suge Knight is bankrupt and had to sell all his death row stuff. I knew of this auction a while ago but didn't care to post it because i just figured everyone knew Suge was broke and could care less because none of you were going to buy some overpriced bullshit. So um, Yeah.....L.A. weekly had this posted up there and i kept looking at the picture because at first glance im like wtf is this supposed to be? Suge in the closet? But now i see its supposed to be Biggie Pac And IDK who that other guy is on the side but the weed Tattoo tells me Dr. Dre (The Chronic).

I think suge had entirely TOO MUCH time on his hands.
This also goes to show how extreme this dude really was and how into the beef he was. This nigga was tripping.

Im Signed To Universal Records Im An Artist Sir

OK We have a list of "Stupid Nigga Shit"
1- he's driving a motorcycle and he's crashing it driving recklessly
2- where's his liscense
3- he got weed on him while doing this stupid shit
4- his manager assaults an officer
5- his manager runs
6- his manager is fast as fuck
7- is he trying to use the fact that he..*cough ahem* Raps to get outta jail?
8-he thought they cared about his label
9"Thats JUST marijuana
10 .....I QUIT!! Watch the funniest video EVER.






The face is blanked out but we all know DAMN WELL THATS YOU YOUNG BERG!!!

Minus The Chain and all we know its you.

He's starting the year off with rediculous Quotables already

Cop Asks: "Do you have any firearms or drugs on you sir?"

Berg Answers: Noooo Im Not Holding"

Cop Pulls Out Weed tells other cop:"He's got marijuana on him anyway"

Young Berg says: "Thats JUST Marijuana"

He Just Wanted to Do Hood Rat Stuff With His Friends....


Maino didnt hit him hard enough
Trick Trick Didnt Beat Him Up A Much As Needed
And He didnt get enough backlash from The Dark Butts Comment
I Dont Know WHATS NEXT?

Michelle Williams Adresses her....HATERS?

Im thinking alot of negative stuff right now....I'll refrain from the negative remarks.

Anyway i dont know how she even felt the need to even say anything or why anyone would feel the need to comment on her video blog at all. If this wasnt on Necole Bitchie's Site i would have never even cared. And if i think someone looks a hot ass mess i'll say "They Look a hot ass mess" Including Barack Obama with that being said ......



Take note of the tags ...I Filed this shit under Beyonce ...

Young Mula baby (Huh?)

All i could say was poor poor Drake. He doesnt belong in the midst of this fuckery.

If this is young Money I Know i can go ahead in the middle of East new York Brooklyn South Jamaica Queens Harlem, (Maybe) Atlanta, Louisiana and find a bunch of thugs and 1 pretty bitch with a smart mouth and tities hanging out (Excuse my french) and make me a record label.

Anyway i guess there all talented (I Actually Like Drake) i dont know one big ball of fuckery.

Watch, And Nicki Minaj Your about to be featured in a post.

"We wont have no Nipples exposesd like Janet" TOO LATE!

Kanye West Needs His Ass Whipped.

I Think Maybe he Was drunk, but Kanye West shared a dressing room with the Ting Tings (shut up and let me go) for the European Music Awards, and they were greeted by him pissing all over the carpets and shit.

Kanye was in the city to collect the Ultimate Urban gong at the MTV bash.

The evening before, he showed up for a star-studded party in the city’s Carling Academy.

But he stunned fellow artists by not bothering to find a toilet backstage, choosing to relieve himself on the floor of a dressing room shared with the TING TINGS.

Speaking at the MTV Awards, drummer JULES DE MARTINO said: “We ask for a lot of unusual things on our backstage rider but that ain’t one of them!”

SOURCE

This guy is getting weirder and more retarded by the performance.

Exhibit A...

B.E.T. Awards WTF Happened?

Ok so i went around asking and reading all about the B.E.T. awards and what happened. Not really caring about the performances until the show airs on thursday, i wanted gossip.

The best B.E.T. Award recap in my eyes was defintely Necole Bitchie's .

I just wanted to tell my readers that....KAT WILLIAMS WILL NOT BE HOSTING THE B.E.T. AWARDS. INSTEAD T-PAIN WILL. WHY? Yeah i found my self asking that question in the same disgusted ass manor. Like, who wants to see T-Pain's clown ass host an awards ceremony, we want Kat William's funny ass. Well the people over at B.E.T made up a story about losing a bet to T-Pain. What was the bet all about? Well, according to Stephen Hill Of B.E.T. A Break Dance contest. Kat said, "T-Pain i bet i can beat you in a Break dance contest if i lose you get to host the B.E.T. Awards."
Ummmmm Riiighhttt Mr. Hill.

Other people say that the truth is that Kat Williams got pissed off with some of the directors or producers and got into a big argument and left or got fired one.

Honestly i dont believe it do you? Do you think the producers would really be like "Oh sure, you guys had a bet? O.K. Teddy Pen-her-ass-down, you and your vocoder can host the show"

*waits for an answer*

Didn't Think so.....

Well in light of the breakdancing Lie story heres a video that proves maybe breakdancing can get you kicked from something but i doubt its hosting the B.E.T. Awards:

Hillary Duff's GAY PSA

Did I Like This Video? Nope, Its so GAY!

This shit is all over the net

....And i couldnt help but post it right here for you all to laugh at HAHAHAHA!!!
Mwahahahaha. she trying to get sexy on 'em.

A Millie Remix

So Nefu Da Don and Bow Wow are now the best of friends. So Thats how you become friends with the stars, im bout to start a beef with Joe Budden sexy self.

Didnt Hannah Montanna Do This Already?Beyonce Introduces Sasha Fierce

Soooo I hear beyonce's hearing voices in her head and has personality disorders. Now you guys who thought you loved Beyonce see that its really sasha You Love, Or is it?
IDK But read This:

The world may see her as a bootylicious diva but Beyonc Knowles insists she is just a shy, God-fearing country girl. In fact, the former Destiny’s Child singer has insisted that her strutting on-stage performances are not really her but an alter ego called Sasha. She told Vanity Fair magazine that thinking of herself as another person was a good way of boosting her confidence on stage. She said: “At a party I’m not going to go out on the dancefloor. People expect me to go do that but that’s for the stage. What’s more important to me is the way I treat people, what I think, what I give to people. When I go back to Houston and go to church and see those people, I feel like the same country girl.”

SOURCE

BUT according to NECOLE BITCHIE Sasha [Beyonce's alter ego] has a Myspace page and A Website called WHO IS SASHA FIERCE And The Album Is A TWO DISK album. I Am..Beyonce AND I Am...Sasha.
Sounds Alot Like HANNAH MONTANNA has ALOT of influence in the Music Business.

Hmmm This album might actually get bought by me.

ARE YOU FOR REAL?

Soooo word on these here streets is that Chance and Real are about to get a new reality dating show [ohhh boyyy, more black people embarassing black people] but these are the promotion shots for the show.



Dont Laugh too hard, this isnt funny, its sad that they are going to have 15 girls on this show actually COMPETING for them, and this funny lookin get up OMG im mad!!!
Sad Thing is they stood in front of a camera and let them take more than 1 picture.




I initially thought this was a rumor, so i headed over to VH1 they said:

America’s two favorite brothers Real and Chance tried to steal New York’s heart in the VH1’s hit series I Love New York but were both left broken-hearted. Now the Stallionaires are back and ready to find love in their own new 11-episode series. Real and Chance will get their much deserved, and much anticipated chance to find real love as 15 young ladies move into their Stallionaire ranch house and try to capture their hearts. In the final episode, Chance and Real will make the most difficult decision of their lives. With two women vying for each of their hearts, they must decide who they would like to take a real chance of love with, and who’s going home alone.

We are living in our last days, head to wal-Mart get you some cases of water and batteries to go in them flashlights.

I Guess all The RAPIST R. KELLY SUPPORTERS are coming out

I Guess They're No Longer Trapped In The Closet,
Big Perm Faizon Love Also Says F*ck Flex and spits and spews other random curses as well as his address and he yells SUWOOP [a known blood call]
LMAO @ Suwoop ...OMG he blood now? So he gangsta because he lives in the bronx?
He wants to know why Flex is "Hatin'"

"What Do You Mean Teenaged Girls, Like 19 years old?"
That Nigga Man PROVED TO ALL OF US that he doesnt understand the difference between Underaged girls and girls "Of Age"

THE WTF COLLECTION PART 2

This is a NO-NO. You dont do this to your child, and i repeat YOU DO NOT DO THIS TO YOUR CHILD!! Poor Baby she looks so sad like she wants to whip whoever did this to her's ass!!
Found This On CRUNK + DISORDERLY



Hell Naw she dont look all too pleased with her momma!


OTHER "WTF" PICS CLICK TO ENLARGE

MORE OF THE WHAT NOT TO WEAR COLLECTION starring Solange Knowles!

So, Like i said before Solange has the tendency to have really nice outfits but then there are always certain pieces that just have us wondering for example:

The Tights.....i dont get it. [Scratches my head]

OR
That Thing On Her Head....looks like SquidWorth [spongebob]

OR
Maybe That Whole entire Orange Dress With That Flower
[A Lil Amy Winehouse Lookin if u ask me]

The "THINGS THAT SHOULDNT BE FUNNY BUT IS" Collection

JO JO COLLAPSES ON STAGE
I THOUGHT IT WAS K CI AT FIRST ..BUT WHATEVER

LMAO PLEASE just sit there for at least the first 2 minutes i promise your gonna feel the same way i did.


Is It me or did no one give a damn?? lmao and the funniest part is when he finally decides to pick his ass up ....its the part where they sing "You picked me up when i was downnnn" LMFAO !! Then has the nerve to ask the crowd to give it up for JoJo for TRYING HIS BEST!!! OMFG.
BUT THE ICING ON THE CAKE is when the crowd gets mad and starts boo-ing them LMAO!!

Hell Hath NO FURY!!

...Like A Woman Scorned. ESPECIALLY a black woman. BUT these white women are getting more and more bolder when they break up with their boy friends and they end up doing stuff like making signs like the one in the picture above, Or they post stuff like this around the neighborhood:

but females WHY do we do stuff like this. Its embarassing on your behalf and sometimes you end up with a restraining order and other stuff on your record. Ladies take it from me i may only be in my early 20's [lol @ me not showing the entire age] BUT i experienced alot of stuff. The best revenge is to do good and get YOUR shit together. When you feel good they aint gotta even see you doing better with a better man with money in your pocket doing your thing. The mere thought that your better off without them is revenge enough. Then sometimes you even get to look back at them and wonder "What the f**k was I thinking" but LADIES please conduct yourself as a woman. All that waiting to exhale burn the clothes inside of the car stuff is not cool. Lol and your ass is going to end up paying for that in court. Somebody say SUED

I Honestly think this is the best advice i EVER got when i was in a bad break up: